They were once considered a luxury reserved for high-end hotels or European homes – now bidets are a must-have for comfort, cleanliness, and eco-conscious living. Discreet = good. So what’s the best quiet bidet? 

We have handpicked 6 of the quietest bidet options on the market. They include bidet seats, which you can easily fit to your existing toilet, and bidet / toilet combos.

You’ll read why they are quiet, the reasons they are popular, and other notable features. 

Before we get started…

How loud are bidets?

The noise level of a bidet can vary a lot. It’s down to a few factors; such as the strength of the spray, the size of the spray, the noise made by the water pump and the acoustics. We can say that a bidet is, approximately, quieter than a hair dryer, and comparable to a computer fan.

For this reason, the typical decibel range of a bidet is quite wide – from around 30 up to 60 decibels (dB).

The bidets we will cover here are among the quietest on the market, and you’ll also read about bidets and bidet-toilet combos that have other quiet features, such as soft-close seats and quiet flushes.

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1. Alpha Bidet Toilet Seat
2. Kohler Bidet Toilet Seat
3. Toto Neorest 
4. Uncle Brown ST12P Smart Bidet Toilet
5. Omigo Massaging Bidet Toilet Seat
6. LEIVI Electric Bidet Toilet Seat
7. VIPBEAR Smart Toilet with Bidet

But we have some stats first:

#1 – Alpha Bidet Toilet Seat

The Alpha Bidet JX2 promises you whisper-quiet operation, and that’s down to the smooth mechanisms it uses – both externally and internally. 

On the inside, there is a tankless, on-demand water heating system that is quieter than older pump designs. There is a ‘Bowl Mist’ feature which lays a fine mist around the toilet bowl to moisten the surface, reduce sticking, and ultimately means you don’t need a powerful (and loud!) flush. 

Then there is a feature you will see pop up (pun intended!) a lot in this article. A quiet and motorized soft-close lid that negates any unintentional slams.

Aside from those quiet qualities, you can look forward to a constant and soothing warm water supply, self-cleaning stainless steel nozzle, and even a cool built-in LED night light.

Pros

• Quiet operation with smooth mechanisms
• Soft-close lid
• Endless warm water
• LED night light
  

Cons

• No air dryer, which some premium models include

Best for: Homeowners seeking a near-silent bidet seat that balances quietness with comfort and hygiene

#2 – Kohler Bidet Toilet Seat

What you are getting with this Kohler Bidet Toilet Seat is a quiet, non-electric option for a great price from this Wisconsin brand.

There are no motors, no fans, and a Quiet-Close™ lid and seat that will prevent any slamming noise (despite not being electric). The only noises you can expect are from the valve or water flow.

And even though it’s a budget buy, this Kohler Bidet Toilet Seat still offers some impressive features. The spray position and pressure are adjustable, so you don’t have to have it any stronger (or louder) than you need to. And quick-release hinges make installation a walk in the park.

Pros

• Non-electric, no motor or fan noise
• Quiet-Close™ lid 
• Adjustable spray position & pressure
  

Cons

• Only provides ambient water, no warm water or dryer
  

Best for: Low-noise, low-maintenance, non-electric bidet

#3 – Toto Neorest 

Here is a luxury choice. The Toto Neorest is actually a feat of engineering that will dazzle you (as much as a toilet and bidet can).

This is a toilet-bidet combo that is considered among the quietest on the market. The flush is extremely smooth and low in sound. Users are in agreement that this is one of the quietest bidet / toilet combos. It gives you minimal turbulence or harsh water rush noise. An integrated design helps to reduce vibration and transfer noise, and all the cleansing functions are internally managed and shielded, keeping the spray and pump noise subdued – clever!

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Beyond quietness, the Neorest offers many premium features. Here we will list off some of them… EWATER+ self-sanitizes the bowl and wand; dual flush (1.0/0.8 GPF); a heated seat; an air deodorizer; auto-open / soft-close lid. 

The bidet itself gives you a world of options, allowing you to find the setting you like. It offers front cleanse, rear cleanse, soft rear cleanse, and pulsating spray. All with temperature and water pressure control.

Toto is the world’s largest plumbing manufacturer. It makes its toilets and bidets in the USA and Japan.

Pros

• Exceptionally quiet flush and internal operations
• EWATER+ self-sanitizing system
• Bidet has range of temperature and control settings
• Full auto features (lid, flush, heater, deodorizer)
  

Cons

• Premium price for this luxury option
  

Best for: Luxury buyers

#4 – Uncle Brown ST12P Smart Bidet Toilet

If you are buying a quiet bidet / toilet combo, you don’t want it to be let down by the flush.

The best quiet bidet / toilets – like Uncle Brown’s ST12P model – have a flush which is both powerful and quiet. 

Integrated bidet functions include adjustable settings for water temperature and water pressure, allowing you to get it just right. 

You will also get some neat features into the bargain. These include PlasmaClean technology (for antibacterial / sterilization) and auto deodorization (those are the ‘smart’ bits).

The Uncle Brown ST12P Smart Bidet represents a good deal for a quiet bidet-toilet combo. 

Pros

• Quiet flush is a central feature
• Built-in sterilization (PlasmaClean)
• Auto deodorization

Cons

• Automatic lid requires an upgrade to the ST12U model
  

Best for: Users who want a quiet and smart bidet-toilet combo with low-noise flush

#5 – Omigo Massaging Bidet Toilet Seat

The aerated water used by the Omigo Massaging Bidet Toilet Seat means it’s a bidet with a quieter and softer spray. 

The other defining feature is a quiet-close lid, preventing slamming. And get this… the seat is heated. 

Honing in on the bidet, the Omigo Massaging Bidet Toilet Seat offers massaging / oscillation spray modes, adjustable temperature and pressure, and self-cleaning nozzles.

So all considered, what you are getting is a bidet seat that is quiet, big on comfort, and user-friendly (both from an adjustability and installation standpoint.

If you want to upgrade to a bidet toilet to enjoy spa features without adding noise, keep the Omigo Massaging Bidet Toilet Seat in your thoughts.

Pros

• Aerated spray bidet for quieter and softer operation
• Quiet-close lid 
• Massage / oscillation modes
• Self-cleaning nozzle
  

Cons

• Seat is medium-sized and may not be suitable for larger users
  

Best for: Blend of quietness and comfort 

#6 – LEIVI Electric Bidet Toilet Seat

The LEIVI Electric Bidet Toilet Seat is a user’s favorite, with users queuing up to praise its quiet qualities. Not only is there a soft-close lid and seat, but it is also noted for its all-round quiet operation.

Jack Cambest, a buyer of the LEIVI Electric Bidet Toilet Seat online, said in his Amazon review: “I’m amazed at how the mechanical, electrical and plumbing all work so well together – and so quietly.”

What else do you need to know about this bidet toilet seat? Well, actually, there is a lot to tell you. In terms of the bidet, you will get instant warm water wash, a warm air dryer, dual control (wireless remote + side panel), and multiple spray modes (strong, soft, pulsating, oscillating) with fully adjustable pressure, temperature, and nozzle position. Pretty impressive. 

The features don’t stop there… there’s also an auto LED nightlight that improves usability during dark hours, an activated carbon filter that helps maintain better air freshness in the bathroom, and self-cleaning nozzle for hygiene. Oh, and there’s a 3-year warranty.

Pros

• Quiet operation
• Soft-close lid 
• Multiple spray modes with full adjustability (pressure, temp, position)
• Warm air dryer
  

Cons

• The dryer and motor operations may still produce a slight hum (not completely silent)
  

Best for: Quiet bidet seat with soft-close lid and high spray adjustability 

#7 – VIPBEAR Smart Toilet with Bidet

If you are looking for a value buy on a quiet bidet and toilet combo, take a look at this model from VIPBEAR.

It features a soft-close lid that is barely audible,

and for the price, you will get an impressive amount of other features.

There’s a heated elongated seat, a foot sensor for hands-free smart operation (the smart bit) built-in filtration (to remove impurities from the wash water), warm air dryer, nightlight, an auto-flush with blackout backup, motion sensor capabilities, adjustable water temperature/pressure, and a night light. There’s also a self-cleaning nozzle.

Pros

• Soft-close lid that’s nearly silent
• Motion sensor for hands-free operation
• Auto flush
• Great value
  

Cons

• Internal motor or dryer noise may still be perceptible
  

Best for: Those looking for a quiet full-featured smart toilet + bidet in the budget category